Reasons to keep the faith that Warrior Nun will be saved

In this document I have gathered some of the most encouraging pieces of evidence from around the internet that Warrior Nun is going to be saved.

It is too easy to forget or completely miss things so this helps to gather it all into one place.

Some of these are hard facts and major things and others are unlikely to lead to anything but you never know. I have also included some interesting behind the scenes information about netflix and their mistreatment of Warrior Nun since this could be relevant later (and also makes me mad). Whatever the current status of the show is, we must keep the faith and wait to hear what has been going on behind the scenes as soon as they can tell us.

I hope this document will bring some hope back to anyone that lost it ❤️

So without further ado, please enjoy reading the delulu and remember: in this life or the next.

#SaveWarriorNun

more 90s au!

there's a quite a bit of unfinished 90s au up on patreon including a less...clothed.. sketch...

ALBA BAPTISTA in FLITE
dir. Tim Webber

For those interested, you can check out the film, now through the 21st! Just go to https://cbff.sparqfest.live/, register using either your Gmail or AppleID, and you'll receive simple instructions on how to watch! (For free!)

The visuals are stunning, the CGI is really well done, and Alba...well, she crushes it as per usual. 15 minutes wasn't enough!

#say your prayers and bottoms up!

They should invent a girl with no headaches

one of the things I would have killed for in a wn s3 is a beach day episode because yes Ava would combust to see Bea in a swimsuit but imagine Ava showing up in a bikini and Beatrice’s jaw positively drops.

And ava smirks and makes some joke about bea staring at her. Beatrice ends up trying not to stare at ava because she may not be a nun anymore but she should still have some goddamn decency for fucks sake

Beatrice’s hair is almost always in a bun. Perfectly crafted and neat, but the ends of her hair fan out against the back of her head and Ava had to stop herself from staring the first time she realized it looked like a halo. Ironic, given that she fully has a halo embedded in her back. 

From the bar, she can see Beatrice doing inventory at her usual booth and the early afternoon sun silhouettes her shape exactly. Then Beatrice looks up, feeling the weight of Ava’s gaze, and the halo is real, framing her head and calling her Saint. 

If this is what religion is, Ava thinks she can get behind it.

Jillian, stitching up Beatrice’s arm wound after a fight: I didn’t know you had tattoos, Beatrice

Camilla, from the corner: she has three - arm, back of the neck, and ankle

Ava: she has five actually

Camilla: what

Ava: what

*during movie night*

Beatrice, nudging Ava: Why are you always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?

Ava, half asleep: You make me feel safe

Beatrice, blinking back tears: Okay

soft mornings (ava bought the coffee cup for bea as a joke but now it's her favorite mug)

I am BEGGING the universe to let me sleep through the night just ONCE this week

Headcanon: Ava doodles “Mrs. Ava No-last-name” in the margin of every piece of paper that comes her way.

She does that because Beatrice’s actually never told her what her last name is.

One day Bea just caves and tells her it’s “Watson” because she does not have the heart to put that girl through the misery of doodling:

Mrs. Wellesley-Vanderhorst-Hesketh.

In my defense, Beatrice would later say, Ava’s just learning how to spell everything, if I drop Vanderhorst, she might implode.

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Beatrice intentionally gives out fake last names after one too many jokes about her being the Queen’s granddaughter?

Lilith thinks her name’s Her Honorable Beatrice Richmond-Mountbatten-Atkinson.

Mary insists her surname’s Mortimer-Vanderbilt de Maria.

Camila gets the partially correct one (Yang) because she’s not a dick and Beatrice likes her enough.

Mother Superion, in an attempt to fuel this further, burns the first page of Beatrice’s file in front of everyone, claiming “it’s what her majesty would’ve wanted”.

After getting so many conflicting answers Ava decides to be sneaky and use an afternoon where Bea is out of town to take a look at her passport and finally find the truth. Which is not easy because Beatrie has actually booby trapped all her important documents but after getting singed from an electrified door and sleeping off the two different tranq darts Ava finally manages to reach her goal. She opens Beatrice passport eager to finally find the truth and she sees that Beartice name is.....Silva. Beatrice Silva. Ava is absolutely confused and goes to Camilla who just casually tells her “Oh no this is the fake passport I made. I made you wives  .....so it would be less suspicious on why you are traveling together”

And Ava is like “I am married to Beatrice !?!?” We are married and she never told me ?”

Camille: No it’s just a fake document and...

Ava: Oh my god I am married to Beatrice!

And as soon as Beatrice comes back Ava immediately goes “Hello my dear wife....”  and then she just starts calling Beatrice wife everyday for months on end. Everybody in the OCS knows what’s going on but everyone on the outside actually thinks they are married. Including the new Pope who is not only very progressive(everybody else dies so...) but also scared shitless of suffering the same fate as Duretti so he is VERY polite and accommodating to the OCS and then one days he calls Beatrice and Ava into his office and just goes

“Mrs.Wellesley-Vanderhorst-Hesketh and Mrs.Silva I know that the church has often failed people like you but I would like to change this and enact new policies. I know you must have already been through civil marriage but as a sign of respect I would be honored if you would allow me to officiate your marriage in front of the eyes of God”

And that’s how Ava finds out Beatrice last name.

All great takes, may I add mine as well: Bea tells Ava her real full name first time she asks about it, and Ava just starts doodling Mrs.&Mrs. Silva everywhere instead

Personally love @crazyintheeast’s take, but also, what if Beatrice does tell Ava her full name but Ava just...cannot remember it all?

Beatrice: so my full name with curtesy title is Her Honorable Catherine Isabella “Beatrice” Wellesley-Vanderhorst-Hesketh.

Ava: thank you, but I’m not remembering all of that.